A late start today due to the fact breakfast was not till 7:30am and we had to drive back to where we finished the day before. (sadly a McDonalds and the smell almost made me do a lap and go through the drive through on my bike)
After a minor detour trying to find the route we crossed it twice and realised it was on the canal beneath us. We dropped onto a great 20 mile cycle path all the way from Loch Lomand through Glasgow city center and out the other side. We stopped of at magic cycles on the canal and his lordship bought a new pump. .. (more on that later)
After the city the route climbs over Lanarkshire and more more and more sheep. We follow the B road alongside the motorway, which had about 10 cars on it all day. (I am sure when the motorway is shut its a different game)
I plod on and eventually see this character by the side of the road
Puncture number .. (I lost count )
THE PREVIOUS EDITOR HAS BEEN SACKED, YOU MAY ALL REJOICE NOW…
this was the drivel he had noted to post on next….
I now get my late afternoon legs and bomb it down to Lockerbie at some crazy average speed.
Tomorrow we break for the border… (it looks like it will be a wet one) and then onto the Lake District
see what you were saved from. Now for those of you who are concerned the driver spent the day in the spa from the previous hotel and on a distillery tour at the Glen Goyne distillery. After a suitable rest, the intrepid driver bombed down the highway collecting tickets like so many feathers, reaching the accommodation with time to check in and begin drinking for the evening.
So as our hero were off “bombing it down to Lockerbie” ( i mean really what kind of insensative idiot uses that turn of phrase) — what they really mean to say is that drenched in rain –and other fluids — and were a new level of fresh upon arrival. Seriously, if the white knights of the world showed up like this the Ogre would always get the girl.
Tomorrow the invasion of England commences again, i fully expect to drive by as the SCOTTS are repelled once more and force to eke out a meager existence cycling the highlands and moaning about it. They will cross tomorrow at 1000 (ish, only if their legs allow them to get out of bed) See you on the green — have your longbows to hand.
Younger bro signing on now……all I can say is that if I had used these inner tubes for condoms I would have 25 kids by now!
I sense some sort of mass hysteria setting in…. excellent
thank goodness you didn’t lol! Seems your all going a bit loopy! agh!!!